Monday, October 6, 2008
9:11 PM

OHMYGOD I FEEL SO FREAKING LUCKY I WANNA KISS MY AWESOME PARENTS FOR GIVING ME SPARE CALCULATOR BATTERIES!!

Cus my calculator ran out of battery power while I was revising just now. When my mum gave me the spare batteries my dad got for me, I threw them aside thinking that 'WON'T SO SWUAY ONE LAH EHEHEHEH'.

Shows how lousy my 6th sense is. Probably non-existant even :O

I'm so happy now heeheehee. Cus I can finally cease worrying about my calculator dying on me halfway through the examinations, I will bang the wall (just next to me) if it really happens.

AFTER THE EXAMS, I WILL DO CONSISTENT STUDYING so I wouldn't have to crack my head over figuring out how to do Inequalities on the night before. And have more time to study E. Geography.

I should really really really really not plan to do anything. According to my study plan, I should be happily learning how to write chemical equations with all other chapters revised and have memorised at least half of those E. Geography crap and done with 2 chapters of CS by now.

STOP ME NEXT TIME WHEN I TRY TO MAKE A STUDY PLAN FOR MYSELF, ANYONE!! Or I'll start shooting everyone in sight if I don't manage to stick by it mwahahahaha.

Okay, scratch that.

I officially hate Social Studies, not for its boringness (I actually find it quite interesting omg :O), BUT CUS I KEEP STUDYING THE WRONG STUFF. Or in today's case, unnecessary stuff. I woke up at 6.30am to memorise the Deterrence shit and it wasn't needed cus I did bonding. But I could only remember half of one of the essays KNNBCCB!!

From the paragraph above, I can infer that I have uber limited memory space which can store less than 4 essays at one time. This has been shown by the fact that I forgot half an essay WHICH WILL BE COSTING ME UNNECESSARY MARKS !@#$%

I can also infer that I'm a dickhead for not listening in SS lessons, causing me to study the wrong stuff always. GODDAMNED SS _|_!!

Shan't sleep till I get the hang of Inequalities. If I score above 80, it'll get me an A (I think), which will probably be the only distinction I will see on my report slip. That's how depressingly depressing my results will be.

When I get my report card (which would probably be happening in 2 weeks' time), I will :
1) Chuck it into the incinerator, never to be seen again.
2) Dump it into the bottom of my bag and wait for mould to grow and deny others' access to my awesome results.
3) Rip all the pieces of papers existing in it to little bits and pieces, and deposit them in various dustbins in Singapore. Meanwhile giving the empty report card to the next batch of students coming in Ngee Ann (Reusing!).
4) Have a competition with friends to see who can squish one piece of result slip into the smallest ball.

Option 4 looks pretty feasible and a whole lotta fun to me, teeheehee..

StairwayMannequin