Thursday, May 29, 2008
9:26 PM

I think I'm having gastric pains :O Painpainpainpainpain. I won't skip dinner ever again, even if I'm gonna grow fat. And finally my dad picked up his phone, I'm gonna have something to eat in an hours' time.

Jarratt made a really really good suggestion, considering his intelligence level LOL. He said want play REAL Mahjong (and not the Viwawa one, that one can sleep), each person just have to bring a few tiles!! :D And since tomorrow there won't be any instructors around, Jarratt and I have decided to bring the tongzi and the wanzi so who wanna bring the rest? :D

Nah kidding. I just wanna borrow a deck of pokemon cards so I can fight with Alfred. Like a man! And pwn his ass, trash his balls, own his cards. Mwahahahahaha. The sheer thought of this makes me feel so excited.

Today is a really meaningful day! Let me tell you why..
  1. Woke up.
  2. Lie in for abit more.
  3. Got up from bed.
  4. Walked to toilet.
  5. Sit on toiletbowl. (I'm not saying that I took off my pants, it's obscene.)
  6. Peepee.
  7. Stand. (Not gonna say I wore my pants, I never said I took them off.)
  8. Take toothbrush.
  9. Squeeze out a great big blob of toothpaste on it.
  10. Brush vigorously.
  11. Rinse mouth.
  12. Wipe mouth dry on shirt.
  13. Hopped out of the toilet.
  14. Took a comb from dressing table.
  15. Combed hair.
  16. Tried making my fringe from centre parting back to the side.
  17. Switch on the modem.
  18. Switched on the computer.
  19. Switched on the fan.
  20. Waited for everything to load.
  21. Logged in to MSN.
  22. Chatted.
  23. Read blogs for inspiration.
  24. Blogged without inspiration.
  25. Chatted somemore.
  26. Sms-ed mum.
  27. Asked her where's the camera.
  28. Picked up her call.
  29. Listened to where the camera was.
  30. Put down the call.
  31. Took the camera.
  32. Called mum again.
  33. Asked the cable.
  34. Retrieved the cable from a drawer.
  35. Plugged thumbdrive in.
  36. Copied photos from camera to thumbdrive.
  37. Plugged out thumbdrive.
  38. Sms-ed Yanyi.
  39. Replied Yanyi.
  40. Ate maggie mee.
  41. Switched off the fan.
  42. Said bye to Elythebird (Elizabeth LOL).
  43. Switched off the computer.
  44. Switched off the modem.
  45. Went back to bedroom.
  46. Laid on bed.
  47. Read Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince.
  48. Fell asleep.
  49. Snored :O
  50. Woke up.
  51. Sleep.
  52. Woke up.
  53. Sleep.
  54. Woke up.
  55. Got up.
  56. Took clothes.
  57. Bathed. (Shall not go into details.)
  58. Packed tuition file.
  59. Opened door.
  60. Stepped out and embraced the world.
  61. Wore slippers.
  62. Closed door.
  63. Locked door.
  64. Press lift button.
  65. Waitwaitwait.
  66. Got into lift with a guy :O
  67. Waitwaitwait.
  68. Got out of lift without the guy.
  69. Walked to bus stop.
  70. Wait for bus.
  71. Boarded bus.
  72. Tapped card.
  73. Sit.
  74. Daydreamed.
  75. Stand.
  76. Alighted bus.
  77. Walked.
  78. Buy bubbletea.
  79. Strolled into tuition happily. (15 minutes late)
  80. Sat down.
  81. Took out worksheet.
  82. Took out foolscap pad.
  83. Replied Yanyi.
  84. Drew rubbish on foolscap.
  85. Look at Maisarah come in. (30 minutes late)
  86. Look at Maisarah take a place beside me.
  87. Look at Maisarah sitting there with nothing on the table.
  88. Asked Maisarah why so late.
  89. Told her to come later next time.
  90. Drew more rubbish.
  91. Erased more rubbish.
  92. Drew even more rubbish.
  93. Erased even more rubbish.
  94. Gave up.
  95. Wrote out what I wanna blog.
  96. Stopped.
  97. Listened to teacher talking rubbish. (Trigonometry)
  98. Catch no balls.
  99. Resumed writing rubbish.
  100. TIRED!!
  101. Start looking at the clock.
  102. Typed 'BAABAA' on calculator.
  103. Learned from Maisarah how to store numbers.
  104. Learned from Maisarah how to get the exclaimation mark.
  105. Typed 'BAABAA!' on calculator.
  106. Typed 'OMYMAMA!!!' on calculator.
  107. Kept foolscap.
  108. Kept worksheets.
  109. Kept calculator.
Okay there are still about 50 or so things which I didn't type out. Cus not only you'll die, I will too. Plus my dinner is here heeheehee tataz.

Ziying is a really really nice lesbian girl whom has been giving me lollipops ever since I knew her, offered to help me take the attendance list last practice (I still accompanied her anyway), allowed me to take her bag and run off, let me masterlock her whether knowingly or not. And I know she loves me a lot.

Tag Replies :
ChauLiang : That one close eye also know the lyrics already!!
Elizabeth : You won't have enough space to keep them all.. :D Mwahahahahaha, ELYTHEBIRD CAN SUCK MY COCK. Which is also a kind of bird.
Eugene : No brain = brain dead= vegetable and you won't die still!! Actually, I don't know. It's better if you don't miss me anyway.
Jarratt : Yeah cus it's lighter and more portable HAHAHA okay I shall not be mean. It's just more entertaining and lovable :D
Ziying : What? I'm only sticking pushpops, not my fingers :O I also don't wanna dirty my fingers. Uh, I thought you did? Okay nevermind you can owe me one then!
Juline : With critisms and there'll be improvements! So you should thank me for calling you stupid and not call me stupider. Hao xin mei hao bao):
Yanyi : I was waiting fo you to go offline. Then I post :D YAY, SUCCESS!!


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