Saturday, April 5, 2008
9:51 PM

I poked a hole in the can with a can opener and couldn't continue cutting it open. So I tried using the scissors and spent bloody five minutes cutting the opening 1cm bigger.

I am such a cooking genius.

My mum gave me a cold pear to eat. And I can't cus my teeth will feel pain. Not really pain but some funny sensation which ain't nice. But still I'm torturing myself, humans are the weirdest species on earth.

The main highlight of today was that my brother threw a tantrum at me for not letting him use the computer, off-ed the modem in attempt to get me off the computer, flung my pencilcase which was unzipped on the floor and lost one of my pen cap.

And then he went to sleep. So no climax one, chey!

The best thing was I brought him to minimart to buy him sweets afterwards. I am not possessed, I am just very kind to small animals my brother. I didn't even react to whatever he is doing, I still sat here happily typing out my post.

If he did this to me when I was in lower sec, with the minimal tolerance I had that time, his head would've been stuffed right up his ass and be dangled from the ceiling by his hair.

Joyce and I have the same fates. We always get nagged at to off the computer at almost the same time (I know cus she keeps harrassing me on msn HAHA). Even today, also the same things happening in our house at the same time with out siblings WOW! I am totally not honoured.

The only difference is that she is doing what my brother doing to me to her sister. Role reversal man, Joyce is so juvenile. The noisiest, childish-est, cheena-est babi, this kind of pigs should be slaughtered as soon as possible cus they're just wasting the already limited food and space on earth.

OMGSXZSXZ I HAVE 46 PATCHES TO DOWNLOAD BEFORE I CAN PLAY AUDITION. Again, it's Joyce who is pestering me to play with her. I shall grant her her wish and trash her upside down. In the 75bpm song.

Oh the slowest is now 84bpm. Nevermind.. I shall be a statue(:

I've dedicated half my post to writing about Joyce, what a waste of energy and time.

StairwayMannequin